Pete Found his Happy Place

 

“I can’t float.”

 

“What do you mean you can’t float?” I asked accusingly, not believing it possible, and also not believing that after ten years of marriage there was anything unknown left between us.

“I can’t,” Pete restated, “I’ve never been able to.”

Super man poseHe tells me this after we had finished playing in the Dead Sea. With salinity levels higher than 33%, it is impossible not to float. We tried all kinds of tricks: superman poses, consecutive full-body rolls across the surface, taking our plastic shoes on and off while “sitting”. What was not possible in a regular body of water was easily done there, and we splashed around like ridiculous kids for well over an hour.

 

Dead Sea floating

 

We were ridiculous kids who were also ridiculously good looking when covered in therapeutic Dead Sea mud.

Dead Sea mud - Dalene

 

Dead Sea mud - Pete

 

Like the old ridiculous kids we are, we then retreated to the more relaxed poolside and traded umbrella shade for cool water every half hour or so. One of my personal favorite things to do in any pool is just let go and float on my back, feeling totally weightless in a state of complete relaxation while the sun continues to warm my face.

This little piece of heaven is something Pete had never known before that day at the Dead Sea, much to my surprise.

I was determined to change that for him.

We tried different techniques. He arched his back, stretched out so that the top of his head was fully submerged. I held him up with my hand in the small of his back before easing off my assistance.

He immediately floundered. He was obviously holding tension in his back and thighs, and was unable to let his body go completely limp. No matter how hard he tried, no matter how many times I told him to relax, he just couldn’t do it.

What was meant to be a soothing day at the sea turned into a frustrating stalemate. He refused to believe that floating is a scientific certainty, and I couldn’t convince him otherwise.

View of Dead Sea

Pouting on the other side of the pool.

 

But I didn’t need to, at least on that day. Because he had another option.

Unlike any other spot on earth (and at the lowest point on earth – the Dead Sea is 400m below sea level), he had a place where he could float with reckless abandon. And thus he packed up his towel and shoes to venture back down to the bottom of the hill, and enjoy the the time he had left in his new happy place.

Pete's Happy Place

 

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Our visit to the Dead Sea was arranged by Visit Jordan. As always, the opinions we express, and the embarrassing stories we tell about ourselves, are our own.

 

52 Comments... Read them below or add one of your own

  • July 4 2012

    The Dead Sea is a blast! I floated in it on the Israel side and was amazed at how little I could move in the water. At one point I tilted my head back to get my hair completely wet, and when I tried to lift my head back up, I could barely move it! It made me panic a little bit. I just kept on pulling and pulling to get my hair out of the water and finally I succeeded. I think the minerals in the water are so heavy that they weighed my hair down. Very strange feeling, but I’ll be doing it again some day :)

    • Pete
      July 5 2012

      It was a blast, weird about the minerals weighing your hair down, hadn’t heard that before, but I can believe it.

  • July 4 2012

    So are you telling me that Pete could NOT float in the Dead Sea??? How bizarre – that’s impossible!

    What’s he got – iron bricks in his butt?

    Inquiring minds want to know… ;)

    • July 4 2012

      (Um, was the post not clear? There IS a picture of him floating…)

      • July 4 2012

        Sorry, no. I just reread it all and it’s still unclear to me. In the end, you say “…he had a place where he could float with reckless abandon. And thus he packed up…” but in the picture he’s sitting on dry land, so I just thought you meant he… ended up just “floating” in his dreams.

        No doubt this is gonna turn out to be one of my blonde comment moments, but it just doesn’t seem clear to me (um, maybe one of those 4th of July sparklers fried my brain…)

  • July 4 2012

    LOVED this post! We had just a short amount of time at the Dead Sea and neither of us covered ourselves in mud. We of course regret that now! But I brought home Dead Sea mud with me and one of these days I am going to slather it on at the beach. I’m sure that should get a look or two…

    • Pete
      July 5 2012

      Our skin was super soft after the mud and sea treatment. Enjoy when you get around to trying it out :)

  • July 4 2012

    I had to laugh at this post with Pete not ‘being able to float’. We had an Aussie guy on our Africa overland trip who embarrassingly admitted that even his swim coach in high school had given up on him not being able to float. So every time we were near the sea or in a pool, a group of us tried to hold him up and teach him – what a disaster! Though I’m happy to say that by the end, he could float! Even only for a few seconds haha.
    I can see where Pete is coming from; poor guy :)

    • Pete
      July 5 2012

      I can float for about 2 seconds too and then I sink. Don’t believe the hype that everyone can float. Science, Schmience.

      • July 10 2012

        I agree! I have only ever been able to float for about two seconds, then I sink like a rock, regardless of relaxed or not.
        Archimedes principle only holds true if the density of the object is the same as water… and while people are close (80% water), we have these annoying bones and heavy organs that weight us down…
        so I don’t think science guarantees that all people can float. If so, I’ve proved science wrong. :)

  • July 4 2012

    I can’t float either – completely unable to relax no matter what! I may need a trip to the Dead Sea too so that I can know how it feels!

    • Pete
      July 5 2012

      Awesome, maybe we need to start the “people who can’t float” club.

  • Tony is the exact same way – he’s never been able to float! Even when we were in Puerto Rico a few years back and went into a mangrove cove where the salinity was extra high, he still barely floated without the aid of his lifejacket. I am determined for us to make it to the Dead Sea just so that he can finally see what floating is really like!

    • Pete
      July 5 2012

      I am curious if anybody could possibly not float in the Dead Sea…

  • Mom
    July 4 2012

    Sandi was amazed in Honduras to see you floating Dalene. I can’t float either so I think you’re lucky to be able to do that.

    You 2 do look cute with mud smeared all over.

    • Pete
      July 5 2012

      Dalene likes to show off her floating skills. I’m unsure how cute I look, but you are certainly right about Dade.

  • July 5 2012

    It’s funny – I know a lot of guys who claim they can’t float. Glad Pete finally got to do it in the Dead Sea! I’m sure the sensation of floating without even trying is very cool!
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    • Pete
      July 5 2012

      I was scared I would sink, seriously. I thought if I can’t float in here, there was something seriously wrong with me. Thankfully, all went well.

  • July 5 2012

    Ha! Sweet photos. I wanna float like a butterfly coated in gooey mess too ;)

    • Pete
      July 5 2012

      Cheers Will, I was always one who loved playing in the mud, and I was more than excited when the hotel encouraged it.

  • July 5 2012

    You spent an hour floating in the Dead Sea? WOW. I could barely manage a few minutes. I had cuts on my body and that water made them feel like they were on fire! I would love to go back and try again. Glad you two got to experience something so wonderful!

    • Pete
      July 5 2012

      Thankfully someone told me the day before not to shave on the day of. Yeah we had no problems whatsoever. I can’t imagine going in there with cuts, i’m cringing as I type this…

  • Ali
    July 5 2012

    I’d love to see this someday, but I’m sure a few minutes would be sufficient. I’m not a fan of saltwater in a normal ocean, so the Dead Sea sounds over the top. But it definitely sounds like an awesome experience!
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    • Pete
      July 5 2012

      I completely understand as I’m not a big saltwater fan either. But this was definitely therapeutic and my skin was thanking me for days afterwards.

  • July 5 2012

    I think I made it 10 minutes. Tops. My eyes–and uh, certain other parts of me–were stinging a bit too much!

    • Pete
      July 5 2012

      Ooooh, thankfully our “other parts” sustained no stinging.

  • July 5 2012

    Ohhhh! That looks fun! I’ve got a large body of salty water here in the Dominican Republic but nothing with such buoyancy!

    • Pete
      July 5 2012

      It was so much fun. Dalene even at one point suggested we try dropping the camera and seeing if it floats. Thankfully, common sense kicked in and we still have the camera.

  • July 5 2012

    It’s nice living through you guys. All these things I want to do, you pop ahead and do them for me. Love it! Delighted to hear Pete found his happy place.. and somewhere to float! Will these skills be applied to other bodies of water though…?

    • Pete
      July 6 2012

      Only applies to bodies of water with salt content around 30%, otherwise back to sinking… ;) Cheers Laurence!

  • July 6 2012

    Shaun normally can’t float ever. Talon and I used to refer to him as Mr. Negative Buoyancy. He would LOVE this.
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    • Pete
      July 6 2012

      Another member in the Can’t Float Club. I’m so happy I’m not the only one…

      • July 6 2012

        To be honest it is because you lack fat. Women float better than men. :)

        • July 8 2012

          That is true! But if he could just R-E-L-A-X, he could do it!

  • July 6 2012

    Hey! I’m from Chile and I just love your website, travel around the world.. well, it’s my dream since forever!
    Anyway, I just love the pictures and I needed to tell you guys how cool you are!
    I will keep seeing the lovely and wonderful photos you post, I’m truly amazed by all the places you have seen!
    You rock, seriously.
    Come back soon to my beautiful country! x

    • Pete
      July 6 2012

      Thank you so much for your kind compliment. We love receiving compliments such as this one. We loved our time in Chile and can’t wait to get back and explore more. Where in Chile are you from?

      • July 6 2012

        I lived in Osorno my whole life. It’s about three hours from Chiloé (The Island), in southern Chile. I moved to Valparaíso in March, because I started college this year! It was a big change but it has been alright, Valparaíso is a very charming city. Both cities are incredibly beautiful anyway.

  • July 7 2012

    Hi Pete. My name is Randy and I can’t float either; though, my significant other, like yours, can float like no other. It’s fantastic to learn that there are others out there who also suffer from FD (floating dysfunction).
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    • July 8 2012

      Haha! You guys can start a support group. :)

  • July 7 2012

    Haha:) Truly an amazing read and must have been quite an experience to be on the Dead Sea as well!!!
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  • July 7 2012

    That looks like ridiculous amounts of fun!! And man, that pool is beyond…
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    • July 8 2012

      The Dead Sea is SO fun. And the pool (also with a waterslide!!) wasn’t so bad either! :)

  • July 7 2012

    Aww, poor Pete! I’m glad you got to join us floaters for a bit :) Although in fairness, I haven’t tried floating in a long time…I might have gone over to your team since I last did it.

    • July 8 2012

      It’s just like riding a bike! Once a floater, always a floater!

  • July 8 2012

    I float-ish. I stay up in the water if I can keep moving even just a little bit, but just to relax and I go down. The dead sea sounds pretty awesome though.
    Good tip about not shaving. I would not have thought about that. I am clumsy enought o end up with little cuts on my body anyway, so we’ll see. I would like to see it someday.
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    • July 9 2012

      Float-ish! Ha! I’m sure Pete would be quite happy if he could add the “ish” at least!

  • July 9 2012

    Floating in the Dead Sea is one of those cool travel experiences I’ll never forget. I was surprised at how oily the water felt.

    This is one of those thing I get asked about constantly… every time I mention I’ve been to Israel, it seems to be the second question I get (next to ‘Did you feel safe?)
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    • July 9 2012

      I LOVED the way my skin felt after being in there. I couldn’t stop feeling myself up! :)

  • July 10 2012

    Pete is not entirely alone. I can float, but not well by any means. I love the water but I always end up under it more than I’d like.

    I so long to flat in the Dead Sea too!

  • July 12 2012

    So absurd that Pete couldn’t relax and float in the Dead Sea – I figured it was impossible NOT to float! : ) I spent a day there (on the Israeli side) during a Birth Right trip to Israel and was absolutely fascinated by how the salty water held your body up!

  • We haven’t visited the Dead Sea, but we did float in the Salt Lake in Utah and it was awesome!! It’s like you couldn’t drown!

    Also, this is totally random Dalene, but do you have clear shoes on in that photo of you floating? I can’t for the life of me figure out what’s around your toes.

    • July 14 2012

      Yes, I did! They handed them out at the beach to walk on the rocks with.

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